7 steps to getting a monopoly in canada

1) You must first be a large corporate entity so you will be able to carry out steps 2-7

2) Make regular payoffs to goverment officials to as to maintain their favorism towards your company and products.

3) Hire several corporate "Bullies" to bully potential competitors, and to dupe consumers into believing that your product is the only legal choice. Your "Bullies" must be familiar with "legalese" and must be able to spew legal precedents and corporate propaganda on demand.

4) Hire a propaganda team to create and spread propaganda to the general public.

5) Team up with other large companies that have a vested interest in ensuring your products survival.

6) Tag-team with your allies and pummel your competition into a pulp.

7) When necessary, sue smaller competitors that are promoting a free enterprise system and selling competing products.

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact one of the following individuals;

risestar@yahoo.com
ttrk@legal-rights.org
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